guys there has been an epidemic going on called the Bruh Virus… Only two people has been affected so far, and their names are Jordan Gasque and Skyler Carbonell. you must help them before they are not only affected, but they die from it!!! i will list everything you must pay for to help them get better.
$255 – semi-epic gamer medicine to make them stop sneezing blood for 24 hours!!
$300 – Wheelchair with turbo-boost engines to help them get around (their legs shut down when they get the virus!!)
$575 – Big Quintuple Cheese Extra Beefy Mac Whopper (The virus makes them very hungry!!)
$600 Epic Gamer Girl Bath Water (the virus also makes them super thirsty!!)
$5250 Bruhoxide (Helps stop the symptoms of Bruh Virus, but doesnt stop it fully))
$500,000,000,000,000,000,001 Bruh-Be-Gone Serum (THE EPIC GAMER CURE TO BRUH VIRUS!!)
please send all the money to the stopthebruhvirus.org community funds page, and we will give you an appreciative shoutout and gift card for robux or v-bucks.
Hope for Jordan The Short Boi and Skyler the Crazy Hobo to get well soon…
*cough cough*
i dont feel so good…….
*COUGHS LOUDLY*
here have my money skeler
*gives money*