You might be wondering, what exactly is a “Beanos?” Truth be told, no one knows the true meaning. The Beanos is a purple bean-shaped figure that has been used in terms of online and real life entertainment. Its fake origins comes from the show Numberjacks, an old kids show that teaches you about numbers and counting. The characters, ranging from 1, (which is beanos) to more than 10.
These characters in each episode usually have to face a problem, for example, in one certain episode, Beanos, aka. Number 1, goes on a rampage and roams under a bridge in a location which seems to be Liverpool, UK. for his next victims. His secret chant is, “One more,” or “One less.” These chants give him the power to subtract or add something, for example if he wanted to say “One more!” to a baby, the baby constructs a clone of itself, making it two babies. This Beanos is still unexplored, and it’s real origins are unknown, as scientific evidence proves that Numberjacks was just a decoy origin to deceive humans. Beanos is said to be an alien theoretically from the diamond planet 55 Cancri E, or the exoplanet Wasp-12b, which is an overheating planet that is gradually shifting into an oval shaped planet, because of its orbit being too close to its star.
While many conspiracy theories are being thought of the anonymous Beanos and his supernatural powers, you must know only one thing. If you see it in the open, do not look at it in its eyes, pretend that it never existed, and walk the opposite direction of the figure. If it does catch you, be lucky that it does not say “One less,” to you, cause if that happens, your existence will be removed from the universe. And how do i know this? The government. They hold all sorts of secrets from this planet and in the super clusters. Though will you ever know what secrets they hold? Probably not, cause they will make you believe that everything in the world is normal and just what it is supposed to be.
So that’s the conclusion on my document about the mysterious Beanos, and how to survive it when he is discovered. Some say he likes to swim around in the Challenger Deep, the lowest point in the whole earth. A few say that Beanos is the god, or creator, of this world, and he made us just to hate us. You guys might think I’m pretty crazy, and honestly I might be. I don’t want to go too far in detail or get carried away into any other secret topics, I might be hunted down by the government. Wait, they must already know I did this, cause they are literally everywhere and nowhere. I know already the FBI Swat Team is going to kick down my door and capture me. Heed my warnings, don’t go to Area 51, they hid the aliens in the Himalayas. Don’t try to overthink things, either.
Well aight im heading out before the Federal Bureau of Investigation catches me. I dont care if you believe me or not, or if you think im crazy.
(this all was just a meme thingy and im actually not crazy)
